The recent issue of "Puppet News Daily" revealed a shocking story last week.
The claim is that Billy Balloney is the illegitimate spawn of Elvis Presley and Ms. Piggy Malone. These allegations are only hearsay, however, the photo published last week was startling evidence and was probably the strongest proof yet.
The liaison between Ms. Piggy and Elvis purportedly took place on the Island of Oahu during the filming of "Blue Hawaii". Ms. Piggy was on vacation with Kermit "the frog" Whipellspoon, she met Elvis on the beach and one thing lead to another - the result was Balloney.