Come lay down and let therapist Balloney assist you with your problems
Therapist Balloney was trained by the well known Escuela De Theraputista Correspondencia in the Carribian Isle of Santo Domingo.
Therapist Balloney wants to assure his clients that the U.S. Justice Departments probe into the alleged illegal activities of the Escuela De Theraputista Correspondencia will have no effect on the professional care that therapist Balloney offers.
Therapist Balloney offers a wide range of services:
Past Life Digressions
Find Your Inner Child - and Spank Him
Certified Barbie Doll Sex Therapist
!!!Phobias!!! He can help you with the following phobias:
Psychocurrency phobia - Fear of spending money for a therapist
Psychopolyethelphobia - Fear of plastic therapists
Psychocorrespondentia - Fear of therapists trained at correspondence schools
Psychocurrolyethelspondentia - Fear of spending money for plastic therapist trained at a correspondence school
Dog bites - I can't help with this but it my lawyer likes the additional income
Gerbal Trauma specialist
Ween your pet shark from human prey
**Due to a Supreme Court decision last month, Therapist Balloney would like to ask that people cease calling the number he has to contact him (011-hot-call).
***Therapist Balloney will have a phone as soon as the Phone Company restores his service.